18. This is my blog. I pretty much post whatever I feel like posting. I'm not a fandom or, hipster, or any of those. I post whatever I feel like. My blog is crazy and random just like me. Hope if you creep you hit the follow button!

handjob:

terrakion:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

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(via thefuuuucomics)

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nasturbate:

"the science side of tumblr" aka people that are smart enough to use google

(via gnarly)

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textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

(via crunchier)

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bigrnac:

ya…lets hang out…….im free feb 30th…

(Source: ouijasquiji, via gnarly)

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Norwegian Wood (Haruki Murakami)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via evaily)

No, we weren’t lovers, but in a way we had opened ourselves to each other even more deeply than lovers do. The thought caused me a good deal of grief. What a terrible thing it is to wound someone you really care for - and to do it so unconsciously.
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(via the-taintedtruth)

(via evaily)

There’s a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything to keep you.

Remember that.

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sagegalo:

avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

This is the best one I’ve ever seen!!

sagegalo:

avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

This is the best one I’ve ever seen!!

(via 0riginal)

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Best reaction ever.

(Source: s-prayberrys, via shitreli)

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thelof9:

zouweemama:

paynal:

princebaryll:

sssAAAAYYYVVVEEe mAAAAaAaAaaaAAYyY

FUCK ME NONONASD NON

If you have not listened to this yet you need to this is life changing

fun fact: if you listen in at about 2:48 not only does the guy miss a line but he attempts to cover it up by screaming “RUFF” like a freakign dog

(via shitreli)

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castleoflions:

hauntbear:

here’s a little song i like to call “i cherish our friendship so i won’t tell u i would totally have sex with you if you asked”

(via shitreli)

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sparkafterdark:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

Well of course. The big cat is kept in a cage by humans that come visit him for fun, the house cat keeps humans in a cage that he visits for fun. Obviously he must be higher ranked.

sparkafterdark:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

Well of course. The big cat is kept in a cage by humans that come visit him for fun, the house cat keeps humans in a cage that he visits for fun. Obviously he must be higher ranked.

(Source: 4gifs, via shitreli)

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kingofbastille:

ohhhhh look at me i’m a straight teenage boy and i feel the need to jump and touch the doorframe every time I walk through it

(via shitreli)

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