| me: | that show looks like it could ruin my life |
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Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
| Dude [into cellphone]: | I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by. |
i would like to thank tumblr for teaching me how to spell anonymous
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I love this so fucking much.
I personally think the way that the parent handled this isn’t very mature but you know. Whatever…
How was it handled immaturely? He bullies her. She is in no state to be doing P.E and whenever Mum excuses my sister, he has a go at her and embarrasses her in front of everyone. So, no, it was NOT handled immaturely because we’re sick of the way the school handles everything. Thank you.
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the basics
Graphing Calculator, we couldn’t use this technique during Highschool in test. The math teachers actually check your graphing “graphics” calculator to see if you haven’t gotten any note in there. You sometimes couldn’t even bring one in. You would have to use a different calculator.
Okay, my sophomore year I had a TERRIBLE Chem teacher, and myself and all of my friends were failing. So, I came up with the idea to write notes on a piece of paper which you cut into the size of the cover of your graphing calculator, and you then tape it onto the inside of the cover. When you open the calculator and slide the cover onto the back, no one can see your notes. You inch the cover up if you need to check notes. This is how all of my friends passed Chem, and I still do it today, in fact, I passed my College Algebra final today with this. I have never once had a teacher have an inkling of suspicion when doing this. Try it, it works!!
Write on a small piece of paper and put it under your thighs….write on the inside of your calculator …write on your desk and cover it with your arm . works everyyy time
how do I reach these kids
I’ve done all of those things. Works like a charm.
Use an eraser to write answers on the desk. Only at certain angles can people read them. It works for me in Biology.
I just wear a skirt and write things on the top of my thighs and discreetly check by crossing my legs. Even if a teacher catches a glimpse they can’t ask you to pull up your skirt
the last one though YOU DESERVE AN AWARD
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talking in an irish accent is so HARD how do irish people do it all the time??? very impressive
Because to them it’s not an accent, it’s the way they learned to speak.
what? ha ha i dont think thats true
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sherlocked-starkid-in-the-tardis:
your life.
What a really great picture.
Wow
I tried solve it and there are dead ends everywhere are u asking us to solve a maze of immortality get real
I think it’s symbolic of how life is a “dead” end. No matter what we do or where we go there is always an end. There’s no escape and even Death can’t help you. You’re stuck living in a maze forever.
Tumblr…. The original Online learning institute
it is supposed to show that even the right way is a dead end.
“Imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia. (…) You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you’ll escape it one day, and how awesome it will be, and imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the present.”
The Looking For Alaska quote made this all the more powerful.
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